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Greetings traveller,

I was disappointed today to find out today that the language i´ve been speaking isn´t Spanish - it´s just a language i invented or "made up" so that explains a lot. I had a quick look at the news in the UK to keep up to date and see what i was missing. The main news headline was "Carol Vordemann to front Tory Maths Clampdown" so i don´t think i´m missing too much. I also found out it has been snowing. I tried to explain in Spanish to some Peruvian that there is snow in Britain but apparently said "John Snow has taken over Britain." They looked understandably concerned. Got beaten at chess by JD recently. What makes it worse is he kept calling his pawns "prawns". The six nations is starting so hopefully we can organise a trip for all the kids to go and watch it - they´ll learn to love it. Ireland should be good with Paddy Wallace ready to make a name for himself on the international scene with his dazzling ability *TRUMPET*. We´re trying to organise an olympic games style tournament to keep the kids (and us) entertained. Each team will represent a country and take part in various events which will test mental or physical ability (and sometimes both). I have an ambitious pyrotechnics display planned for the opening ceremony which promises to get the games started with a "bang" (excuse the pun). Also, the home is being visited by a pastor from New York who´s cool and says things like "Fuggetaboutit!" I think this is brilliant and am going to start saying it all the time although i´ve yet to learn the correct context.

Keep it real and keep reading the blog - careful you don´t fuggedaboutit!
PS . The WAZZZUUUP! craze is on the brink of once again catching on in Peru and also you say SCORCHIO if you skin someone in football.
Peter "Rockhard" Lockhart